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Sunday, August 21, 2011

BEWARE the Collar-a Outbreak

A sister strain of the similarly-sounding yet significantly more deadly water-borne disease, Collar-a is a highly attractive ailment which breeds on the necks of fall-focused fashionistas across the land. Side effects include the sudden sprouting of shirt-collar-resembling pieces of metal, fabric, intricate beading and sometimes, at its most progressed stage, FUR. There is no known cure and no available treatment, meaning Collar-a patients are doomed to be in fashion throughout the entire fall season.

Sounds awful. Infect me please.

Image 1 of ASOS Woven Metal Collar with Gold Trim
Get ch'yos here

and here

Image 2 of ASOS Leather Peter Pan Collar
Oooo, Oooo, and here

This one's REALLY infectious

Image 1 of ASOS Fantasy Fur Peter Pan Collar
And this one's just deadly

We're all gonna die anyways...

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