That 70's Style

                         

It was once a television show about a group of pot-smoking teenagers with phenomenal hair and death-defying platform shoes. Now it's a fashion trend.

This summer, you don't have to be a female giantess with flaming red hair or a miniature brunette with a voice that hollows out ear drums to strut around in flared jeans, bangles, huge hoops, retro sunglasses and couch-patterned tunics (also defined as "paisley" for those of you who don't have an atrocious sofa that's been occupying your basement since 1973). 

Here's my beach version:

• floppy felt hat
• big sunnies
• Jeffrey Campbell wooden clogs
• high-waisted bikini bottoms in a vibrant print

So next time you're in a fashion rut, think Fez.