Apparently, I have a penchant for
three-ways lately, with all of the sexiness but none of the action. I can only assume that the PG-13 rating of this week's second Trifecta was directly correlated to the wearing of bow ties and detachable collars, courtesy of The Backroom, which fall under the same category of dress occupied by chastity belts, externally-worn retainers, and 100% cotton granny panties.
My asexual partners this time were the ladies of
The Backroom and the models at the fifth edition of
MEWS. And while we all looked damn good thanks to, in my case, The Backroom, and thanks to
V-Franz,
Quartier Mode, and
Young & Fierce for the MEWS models, there is clearly SOMETHING going wrong considering that alcohol was involved and the clothes stayed ON.
Here is how the abstinence went down...
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Miss Cocotte ring: The Backroom
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Collar and Bow Tie: The Backroom
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And I whole-heartedly apologize to my mother, my god-loving grandfather (who is under the impression that I have been going to church every Sunday morning), and to the Pope for always finding some kind of unnecessary sexual innuendo in EVERY title that I apply to my blog posts. Alas, the closest I have gotten to a real-live priest is
Father John Misty, and his dance moves were NOT child-friendly, but that's another sexually-charged blog post for another day.
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