That introduction was relevant, I swear. Because creepers are back, weirding sensible people out and inspiring fashion-addicts to rejoice, as they were always meant to do. Now if you don't know what a Creeper is, then you were neither a goth nor a punk in the 80's. But it's never too late to bring out your inner freak, as I always say.
And because I only got in touch with my inner fashionista about a year and a half ago, my undying love for Alexander Wang was not yet in development when he released these. And now that they have been marked down to a price within my financial grasp, I just gotta have em'.
How else do you expect me to carry out my daily routine with dignity, consisting in large part of creep-like activities via
physical stalking Facebook? You gotta play the part, right? So, if you know where oh where in cyberspace or real-life space that I could find these in stock, alert me!
It is your duty, because I'm a REALLY BIG DEAL now, since being featured in the school newspaper. Believe it.