Meanwhile, in Korea...

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Is it any wonder that China and its eastern posse of fellow eager beavers are swallowing the world when we see Korean designers spitting out the stuff that dreams are made of?? 

And dreams they shall remain, given the crumbling state of my bank account. You'd think I'd be a money-peddling entrepreneurial whiz kid by now given my Chinese ancestry. But my Irish Canadian father came in and poisoned the gene pool while eradicating all of my chances at making Forbes 20 under 20 list before my first training bra. Now I just look like a non-categorizable mutt who still fits into that same training bra and can't afford a new one. 

SO, in light of dreaming of falling upon sudden personal wealth, of finally passing the first stage of puberty 10 years in the making, and of purchasing deliriously unaffordable eastern fashion imports, I present to you Hexa by Kuho S/S 2012 as I imagine one would see whilst in their deepest, most slumberous state.

And/or while on acid. 

Stylin à la Speilberg

That pesky fish is at it again. Jaws, that is. Four blockbuster films, decades of cult-induced fear on a global scale, and an annual, week-long, internationally-broadcast National Geographic television series dedicated solely to him and his shark comrades clearly aren't enough for this teethy limelight whore. 

But here he is AGAIN. In case you need a semi-annual dose of shark week every year, the Aussie designer, Emma Mulholland, is serving up these hungry beasts for your wearing enjoyment every day of the year! The spirit of Shark Week need not end and the Jaws series need never be resurrected now that this collection is here for thematic summer trips to the beach (made even more appropriate if your beach of choice is notorious for shark sightings). You can grab it here before it's all gone.