Winning in a Russian Accent

AND zee vinner izz...

Cindy Batchelor. Congratulations to you. Condolences to others.

To Cindy: Check your inbox for love mail from me. Happy Ambushing.

To Ambush Apparel: Kudos for supplying the goods.

To the aforementioned "others": Now do you see the benefits and prosperity that come when one feigns admiration for myself and my cause (sincerity of said admiration not required)? Lesson learned. HUMOUR ME.

Win it and Wear it

In following my irritatingly redundant ramblings about ChrismaCanada Day, here I offer you a post which will be uncharacteristically short (like me) and sweet (like me), all in the spirit of giving. 

SPEAKING OF GIVING. I want to give you this tank top. Well Ambush Apparel wants to give it to you, but as the middle man (correction: child) I unashamedly take full credit for their compassion and unhindered generosity. Scroll down to see how I wear it sans bra and in shorts which resemble most closely an oversized diaper and thus, embarrass the elderly and the senile.

 And I truly believe that you are all winners, but let's be honest, there will be only ONE winner:

1) Like FWF on FB here
2) Follow moi on Twitter here
3) Like Ambush Apparel on FB here
4) Comment down under and leave your name and e-mail address

DO ALL THIS BY FRIDAY JULY 6 AT MIDNIGHT!

That's it, that's all folks. Now check out my bum and skedaddle.

P.S. I'm off to Jamaica for three days. Photo documentation to follow.

ChrismaCanada Day Give-AWAY!

That's right boys and girls, for once my blog title is not intentionally misleading for the purpose of hoodwinking you into clicking on said title and wasting 10 minutes of your life reading the utterly useless lack of information with which I pollute the world wide web. 

In following with the generous-nature of the above title, I say in all earnestness and with the utmost professionalism: I WANT TO GIVE YOU FREE SHIT. This is entirely factual. Factoid #2: It is also CANADA DAY WEEKEND. And it seems only logical to combine my natural philanthropic goodwill with the celebration of red, white, free health care, and now, free cotton tank tops.

Cue CHRISMACANADA DAY: The one day a year when your two three four five day bender gets a whole lot more fashionable for free. And you don't even have to leave me cookies and milk. FACT.

Yo Prize. Size Small.

What more appropriate way to celebrate CHRISMACANADA DAY than with garb from a Canadian brand, namely Ambush Apparel? And what less appropriate way to celebrate CHRISMACANADA DAY than with a tank top that is...uh...purple and white? Ahem, yes, thematically-unfitting, but again, FACTUAL.

TO ENTER:

1. Like FWF on Facebook here
2. Follow FWF on Twitter here
3. Like Ambush Apparel on Facebook huuurrrr
4. Leave a comment below with your NAME and E-MAIL

Contest closes FRIDAY JULY 6 at MIDNIGHT (giving you 5 days post-Canada Day to regain lucidness as well as the ability to comprehend the requirements of the above criteria).
The winner will be chosen by random selection and announced right here the following day. So click, like, follow, and I'll see you 30 Gatorades from now.