I'm a Creep

Radiohead got it right. Who knew that when I was 13 years old and this was the only song I allowed myself to listen to in the turmoil of my adolescent angst that Thom Yorke was actually predicting my fashion future! Who KNEW??? Not I, not I.

That introduction was relevant, I swear. Because creepers are back, weirding sensible people out and inspiring fashion-addicts to rejoice, as they were always meant to do. Now if you don't know what a Creeper is, then you were neither a goth nor a punk in the 80's. But it's never too late to bring out your inner freak, as I always say.

And because I only got in touch with my inner fashionista about a year and a half ago, my undying love for Alexander Wang was not yet in development when he released these. And now that they have been marked down to a price within my financial grasp, I just gotta have em'.

How else do you expect me to carry out my daily routine with dignity, consisting in large part of creep-like activities via physical stalking Facebook?  You gotta play the part, right? So, if you know where oh where in cyberspace or real-life space that I could find these in stock, alert me! 

It is your duty, because I'm a REALLY BIG DEAL now, since being featured in the school newspaper. Believe it.