Humidity is risin'
Barometer's getting low
And I'm sweating like a banshee (which I always imagined was a woolly-yeti-like creature but is in fact, thanks to the enlightenment of Wikipedia, a feminine spirit in Irish mythology who is probably physically incapable of perspiring and instead emits the scent of freshly-picked daisies from her pores).
Okay, so I'm sweating like a girl who is forced to wear too many clothes due to conventional standards of decency.
How do I solve el problemo?
Answer: loose, baggy, over-sized EVERYTHING. Cue the size-large, black, paper-bag-like dress I bought at Joe Fresh for $15. Worn over cycling shorts (to hide my bum) and a bra worn as outerwear (to hide my tatas), complemented by a floppy hat and piles of jewelry, I am a human air-conditioner and nobody need be offended by my ulterior option of going nude.
Try this one at home. Say no to body-hugging and yes to XL. Your cooling bill will thank me.
Your outfit is too cool. Love the hat. Thanks for sharing the photos and feel free to drop by me too, soon.
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