The Girl's Guide to Growing Up (or pretending to)

Graduation came and went (Well no, that's a lie, I'm not considered officially graduated until I pay my university $33.46 and they remove my academic sanction...I guess I should do that.) and now, apparently it is considered irresponsible parenting to hand your child $13,000 for their future academic endeavours. So this means that I have to EARN this money BY MYSELF.

Easy peasy, right? WRONGO.

Tomorrow I'm attending a workshop in Toronto for young career-seekers (a.k.a ME). And then I'm heading straight to a real-live interview downtown for a job that could potentially help me rake in the monies. 
So in lieu (see, I'm practicing my professional terminology!) of tomorrow's job-acquiring potential, I spent today raiding my closet to find a "Hey, I look really good so HIRE ME GODDAMIT" look.

Patterns and Buttons

Birds-Eye View

And some shoesies

The blouse in detail

It's seeing photos such as this when I realize that I am actually a midget-sized gremlin stuck in the body of........a midget-sized gremlin.

But which should I choose????

Bathroom  iPhone photo-shoot. LEGIT.

So to trick my interviewer into thinking I'm actually a grown-up, the hair went down.  

And this is my reaction to having to BE a grown-up. Not happy.

The final outfit is profesh (See, the preceding is a word I would not use in an interview. I'm soooo ready.) but in a "I still have a personality" kind of way. 

But still, if you do nothing else tonight, pray for me. 

Merci.